My various spammy callers have recently taken to leaving voicemails that don’t say anything—either complete silence or the sound of people chattering in the background (I got curious and listened to a couple). IIRC the law prohibits callers from leaving automated messages, but it would be awfully hard to prove these are automated even if you could prove who was calling. One of these silent messages was 48 seconds long! Overkill much?
I’m so glad I run everything through Google Voice‘s transcriptions, so I can see at a glance that it was a spam/phish caller who’s trying to trick me into calling back. I highly recommend an automated transcription service to anyone else who gets far more illegitimate calls than legit ones.
For example, looking at the last month, my legit calls were ~5-10% of all attempted calls—including ones where I was the caller, not the callee. People often look at me like I have 12 heads when I say I never answer unknown numbers. I think it would be crazy for me to answer them, given the givens. Legit callers leave real voicemails or texts, or contact me by other means.
Music in my head
I’m one of those people who have songs in their head over 20% of the time. It’s rarely a conscious choice. Most often they’re triggered by conversations, because my head is an distracting little lyrics repository. They can be obvious triggers like “I hurt myself today” (which is a terrible time to share what’s in my head), or slightly obtuse associative triggers like “Got it!” And sometimes they can even be triggered by the cadence, rather than the content, of what they said. I actually rediscovered a 1983 tune I had almost completely forgotten that way. The lyrics were gone except for “got to keep a-movin“, but the chorus rhythm was still stored in my brain. Songs also pop into my head when I’m walking or exercising, based on my movements. You wouldn’t believe how often “March of the Trolls” sneaks in there!
It Only Makes Me Laugh (Oingo Boingo)
I often find that there’s a song in my head when I wake. Sometimes this song is related to recent events, but more often I see no connection. In fact, more often than not it’s something from my childhood, and not always a good something—to the point where I haven’t heard it since my childhood. I keep “Carry On Wayward Son” on conscious standby to kick out any awful earworms that I need out of my head. It’s rarely necessary, but it always works.
Most of my waking songs are benign but bemusing. I’ve started wondering if there’s a pattern I can’t see because these songs are only in my head as I’m waking up—not the clearest-thinking part of the day! So I’ve started writing them down. At the end of a year, perhaps, I’ll compile a playlist, and if I’m not too embarrassed by it, I’ll share with y’all. Maybe we can come up with some interesting hypotheses or experiments.